i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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