Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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