But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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