just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
