i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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