Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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