He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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