Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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