I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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