gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
