The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
