your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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