Are we in a gay sports bar?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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