Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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