So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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