Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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