if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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