I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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