Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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