he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
