Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Randomize
