i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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