She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
