Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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