Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
