Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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