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Fuck
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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