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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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