just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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