hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
