He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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