I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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