This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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