How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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