1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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