ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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