sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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