Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
id be glad to
Your dad touched me again.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
