Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he laminated a picture of his dick.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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