I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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