Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
