I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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