Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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