East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
