The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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