you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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