If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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