glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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