Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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