Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I see more hoeing in ur future
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