It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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