Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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