You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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