i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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