I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We are two peas in an std pod
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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