After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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