I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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