Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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