Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
BRING THE BAGELS
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Help. Why am I so naked?
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