What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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