Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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