Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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